Satirical poem

Write a satirical poem about school life.  A poem of up  to 12 lines is worth 10 marks; a poem up to 20 lines is worth 15 marks.

      School is for nerds,

      Teachers are pervs,

      There really isn't a lot to do.

      The sport is fun,

      I perform like a gun,

      For all the opposition to boo!


      My best subject is PASS,
      I'm never picked last,
      Though I'm sure you already knew.
      
      Music is bad,
      Theory makes me mad,
      The teachers make me work too.


       Chapel is a pain,
       We attend in vain,
       No one listens ever too. 


       Fieldwork is the best
       I boss my cadets
       In all the activities we go through


       To summarise the place
       It really is a waste 
       But I love it more than I can tell you